I Eat Cultivators
F12/100Web serial by rachasudd
A nameless test subject, abandoned by the demonic cultivators who created him, awakens in a facility with three past lives, no identity, and the ability to talk to the leaking tap in his cell. After escaping through absurd regeneration and slapstick body horror, he enters a xianxia world of sects, spirit beasts, and convoluted cultivation conspiracies. Mentored by a perverted talking cabbage and joined by a growing cast of equally confused travelling companions, he drifts between side quests — slowly growing stronger while trying to figure out who he is, where he came from, and what he actually wants. This is a slow-burn, slice-of-life cultivation adventure built on comedy and character. Demonic revelations, unsettling abilities, and genuine horror creep in as the story unfolds.