Vainqueur the Dragon

Vainqueur Knightsbane is your average dragon: a giant, fire-breathing lizard who loves to nap on his golden hoard, kidnap princesses for fun, and make the lives of adventurers miserable. His only pleasure in life is watching his treasure grow, one coin at a time. So when a would-be thief turned unwilling minion tells him about "classes," "levels," and "quests," Vainqueur wonders if maybe, just maybe, he should consider a career change. After all, why bother hunting monsters for free when you can get paid for it?

Months have passed since Vainqueur Knightsbane discovered the class system and the adventurer lifestyle. More powerful than ever, the great wyrm faces a new challenge: administering the lands he conquered. At his side, his long-suffering minion Victor Dalton struggles to maintain peace in a country where taxes are illegal, angels sell insurance, and demons are the lawyers. Old enemies plot their revenge, and thieves slither in the dark. Vainqueur had better keep his vault locked at night.

What happens when a dragon discovers the existence of El Dorado? An epic and hilarious world tour. Vainqueur Knightsbane and his minion Victor are back for their most dangerous adventure yet: circling the world of Outremonde in their quest for levels, riches, and glory. Together, they will save lost cities of gold from lead-loving undead, conquer countries wholly unprepared for them, and spread the Dragon Way of Life across the globe. But the fairy lords of the Fomors have gained the ability to level up, and their threat looms ever closer.

Being close to godhood sounds nice but it's anything but easy. A last, powerful rival stands in the way of not only the V&V empire but against all creation. Vainqueur has to remind her — and the gods themselves — who is Best Dragon.