Rule of Cool
F7/100eBook by Matthew Siege
Raze is a lowly Gearblin chained to the quest-giver desk at the only arcade in town — a Non-Participating Citizen who can't see her stats or make opposed rolls against Heroes. The old-timers swear it didn't used to be like this, that their troubles only began once RNGesus went AFK a thousand years ago, leaving questionably-blessed Heroes to conquer everything without consequence. Raze is not about to let a millennium of injustice cramp her style. When a frustratingly optimistic dreamer talks her into using the Konami Code as a map to scale a suitably forbidden fortress, everything changes at the top. What follows is Raze and her mismatched crew doing their damnedest to burn the old ways down, squaring off against thousands of noob Heroes in epic, mechanized carnage.