Reincarnated As a Horny Single-Celled Organism 2 Archmage
F16/100Web serial by DuncanSpice
Andy Snodgrass died a virgin on the way to not be one. He woke up as a single-celled organism in a fantasy world with a LitRPG evolution system, and the only way forward is up the skill tree. His first ability choice was a calcium spike — because he always picks the pointy option. He didn't read the fine print. He should have, because that spike carries over through every evolution. As Andy climbs from prokaryote to something far more dangerous, the System seems to be building him toward a purpose — and every new body he inhabits is hornier than the last, in the most literal sense possible. A deadpan MC who argues with the System, a slow-burn romance that starts in the worst possible body, and the nagging question of whether the universe is trolling him or training him.