
Web serial by GeorgeDBeard
All Bob Brown wanted was to get home, get in the bath, and binge his favourite show. What he got was teleported mid-soak into a messed-up System initiation right in front of his golden retriever. Now Bob must bluff, battle, and bullshit his way through four dastardly challenges just to make it back to his dog — only to discover the world has gone completely bonkers. Planetary death-bounties. Exploding pus-grenades. Drunken magical thugs. Lucky then that Bob has scored himself the ultimate cosmic power: the ability to control mud.