
eBook by Michael-Scott Earle
Ken Jewell is building an empire one monster wife at a time. Each union produces half-human, half-monster children with powerful magical abilities, and Ken's growing clan is destined for greatness — just as long as he can keep enemies at bay and his pregnant monster wives from slaughtering everyone within ten miles. A harem fantasy of family, monsters, and empire-building in a world where bounty hunters, orc armies, and ambitious dukes all want a piece of what Ken is building.



Clan Jewell's homestead has become a thriving empire of adorably murderous children. All Ken has to do is keep their enemies at bay and his pregnant monster wives from slaughtering the neighbors. His plan: set up an underdark thieves' highway and rob the most powerful man in the region of his granite — which would be simpler if monsters, bounty hunters, and the duke's soldiers weren't already hunting them.

Ken Jewell never planned to have seven orc armies hunting him at once, nor to have the duke's forces mobilized over an infiltrated granite quarry. But every good dad learns to roll with the punches — and it's time to unleash the cutest little bloodthirsty army this world has ever seen.

Ken has a lot on his plate: keeping his pregnant monster wives happy, tracking down the missing duchess before her horrible husband does, accommodating a mermaid with pregnancy cravings, helping a dwarf who needs granite for a wall, and guiding a dryad back into the deep underdark. Just another hectic week at Clan Jewell.