
eBook by Jaime Castle, Rhett C. Bruno
Danny Kendrick was a down-on-his-luck performer who never wanted to be a hero. Then he pisses off the wrong person and gets sucked into a fantasy realm straight out of a Renaissance Fair, surrounded by axe-wielding barbarians, elf assassins, and a System AI that seems more interested in causing mischief than helping. Gifted a mysterious ancient lute after a questionable deal with a Hag, Danny becomes the target of factions seeking its power. Together with his AI companion Screenie and his new barbarian friend Curr, Danny must uncover the truth — and maybe find the place where he finally belongs.

Danny Kendrick was a struggling performer who never wanted to be a hero. When he pisses off the wrong person and gets yanked into a fantasy realm full of barbarians, elf assassins, and a troublesome System AI, he has to adapt fast. After a dubious deal with a Hag leaves him holding a mysterious ancient lute, Danny becomes a target for factions seeking its power. With his AI companion Screenie and new barbarian friend Curr at his side, he must uncover the truth — and find where he belongs.